Poster's block

[Ersby]

*lies on couch, staring at ceiling*

So, I come here every day, look at stuff, think "hmm, I should say something" but when it comes down to it, there's nothing there.

People come back, say hello, and I sit there dribbling on my keyboard. I saw Elyria lurking, and couldn't even bring myself to post something to get his attention.

*starts squishing on one of those stress ball things*

And now, I don't even know if I'll be able to hit "add new topic". It seems so far away, like it's at the end of a tunnel... Everything's going dark... Sleepy... so sleepy...

*falls of couch*

[Lulu]

Sitting on the couch- pondering something essential...

The phone rings. BRRIINNNGG!

"Dammnit! Gotta answer that stupid... God, who could it be now..?*Click* Hello? Oh Hi! Yeah, good to hear from you- I was just thinking about... uhuh.."

picks up a good book.

"..uhuh..."

flips a page..

"uhuh... oh yeah. mmmhmmm... Yes, I'm listening, yes..."

picks up the TV remote..
flips through channels...

"Uhumm. Right....uhuh...."

files nails while watching Ricki Lake...
yawns..."right... yep...uhuh..."

Finishes all personal grooming.
"What's that? Oh yeah- great hearing from you too! Yep, lets talk soon-ok? Bye."

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No! I've never done that! Never! (shocked!)

Aw heck Eris - do you really need to have something to say, or is it just about communication? Y'know- the 'hi I'm alive- you alive? Good for us' sort!

[usmu]

usmu *walks into the room, looks at Ersby at the ground, lets himself fall back onto the couch*

You ok? I though I heard something falling.

*shakes Ersby because he's not responding*

Hey are you hurt or just sleeping?

*shakes Ersby some more*

[5Cats]

**quickly places cushion under Ersby so he has a soft landing**

I'm not sure I like that 'who's here' thingie. It reminds me of AOL, in that you kind of feel obliged to say hi to others who're online while you are. (One heck of a sentence, eh? Hi usmu!)

Meanwhile, I too come here most every day, click on that banner, sometimes say something and then go see if the-underdogs.org has been updated.

**curls up on couch and rapidly starts to lose consciosness**

[Neophobic Man]

I had something I wanted to add here, but I've forgotten what it was...

[erisesoteric]

Hmmm... interesting. Mass posters block. I suspect sinister forces about. Perhaps it's merely coincidental that STP started petering off about the same time that that "THE" board started hitting its stride.

Perhaps.

*wanders off to investigate sinister forces*

*gets distracted by videogames and stays away from the board for a week.*

*completely forgets about the sinister forces, which was probably their plan to begin with...*

[Lulu]

What's "THE" board?

You mean there's another board bsides STP?!

Why? Don't we fulfill all your posting needs? I mean- what else is there? What more could you possibly need but...

Hey! Are you listening to me?

(reply: "uhuh... oh yeah. mmmhmmm... Yes, I'm listening, yes...")

Good! Cus like I was saying...

[Ski]

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What's "THE" board?

You mean there's another board bsides STP?!

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YES THATS RIGHT!!! PLEASE COME TO THE SEENIC "STC" BOARD!!!!! OH IT'S ALL RIGHT!!!! just think of it as MTV2 [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Ersby]

*wakes up*

Put the fire out with the milk before it goes sour!!

*realises where he is*

Phew. What a weird dream. Hey, what's that?

*walks over to pane of glass in wall which say 'in case of poster's block, smash glass' *

Can't believe I never saw this before.

*smashes glass*

Hmm, there's something inside. It's a piece of paper... and it says "Do you feel better now?"

[5Cats]

**swipes Ersby's cell phone, dials 1-900-post-idea**

"Welcome to Posting Ideas! (says an automated voice)

For a 2 minute useless explaination @ $2.99 per minute, press #1
For random ranting and raving, also at $2.99 per minute press #2
For FREE FREE FREE ideas, press #3 and wait 4-7 hours
Otherwise, you can press #4. It doesn't do anything, but it just might make you feel better [img]smile.gif[/img]

**presses #4 repeatedly**